The Holy Empire of Bohemian Crown is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michael with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.295 billion Bohemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bohemian Crownian economy, worth 85.2 trillion Czech crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,801 Czech crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Bohemians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohemian Crown's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Faith.

Bohemian Crown is ranked 41,471^st in the world and 33^rd in Palatine for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.